January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
10 posts
I'm as sick as a dog
… But there’s apparently choppers circling my neighborhood because of the fucking Hollywood arsonist. And I’m scared to take a sleeping pill/put in earplugs in case he decides to torch my house tonight.
Not a happy camper
You know your travel nemesis/the Princess of...
The girl who is usually about your age, but:
-acts like she’s the only person to ever own a cell phone and has loud, pacing conversations on it at your gate
-crowds the boarding door even though she’s seated in Zone 6, then sighs heavily when you politely try to get past her when they call your zone
-Tries to cut the line for the bathroom
-Elbows her way to the mouth of the...
obsessedjeanne replied to your photo: I am wearing a sheer polka dot blouse today….
H&M?
Creative Concepts on Piperlime. Get into it. Also highly recommend Tinley Road.
Free returns!
November 2011
14 posts
WatchMy high school’s most famous alumna, ladies and gentlemen.
Follow your dreams, young Wheeler Wildcats. One day you too, might, be an out of work comic with a drug problem.
WatchMy amazing, funny, talented, and gorgeous friend Erika just started hosting a daily web show over @ Idolator.com.
Obvs I would’ve posted this anyway… but a recent episode featured a special guest star: Erika’s hysterical mom Ilene!
Enjoy and tweet your requests to them @idolator!
Having one of those days where I can't get the...
My subconscious is a weird, zany place. And apparently a Kimberly Williams-Paisley fan.
Just learned a new way to tie a scarf. Pretty...
This has been a post.
Full Credit For Being Alive: Pretty Bad: You set... →
fullcredit:
Pretty Bad: You set up a twitter account for your infant child.
Bad: You mention your infant child’s twitter user name in your own tweets.
Worse: You write tweets under your infant child’s twitter user name.
Worst: You retweet your infant child’s tweets under your own user name, adding…
October 2011
28 posts
“It wasn’t that she wanted to be in college again, exactly. No, she just...”
– Girls in White Dresses. Considering I ended last Friday night in Chicago by running to 7-11 in pajamas and then sitting on the floor of my friend’s apartment eating Easy Mac and Dorito’s straight out of the bag, this passage resonated with me.
buildingaladder replied to your photo: This weekend’s off-the-clock reading selection: …
Are you liking it? I keep going back and forth between hating it, tolerating it, and liking it-really liking it, but I’m only about 30% through so far.
On the one hand, there’s very little character development and not really much of a narrative through-line. It’s really more a collection...
Fact: ”It’s Time to Check-In” emails are my most favorite emails of all.
36 hours till I depart for my college reunion, and...
Once a bitchy sorority girl, always a bitchy sorority girl.
I've reached the point in my life...
…where I can pretty much judge whether I would dislike someone I’ve never met based upon the biographical information presented in their New York Times wedding announcement. And I’m okay with that.
Also, my future child will never be named something that can be co-opted into a cheeky, nonsensical WASP-y nickname.
That is all.
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