February 2009
January 2009
Taylor Swift's going on tour! →
I know where Joey and I will be on May 22…
copycats:
“Georgia On My Mind” by Willie Nelson...
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This never gets old. (Erika, does this qualify of my Cat Lady-Like Activity of the Day?)
Octuplet Mom clearly trying to rival Michelle... →
Although this story doesn’t make it clear if she herself has 6 additional children, or if the grandparents have 6 children living with them total.
But still…
AGH! SOMEONE NEXT DOOR HAS BEEN BLASTING "DON'T...
shirtdress:
This is clearly psychological warfare. I feel like Noriega right now. Are they expecting me to come out of my apartment with my hands up to surrender?
Obviously they’ve seen my new favorite coming-soon-to-your-tv series Glee. Journey plays a pivotal role in the pilot.
This is extremely depressing. →
Just doing my part to help you start your morning off right.
I know I’m annoying to drive behind, because I constantly forget that my car is in 2nd gear when stopped on a uphill in traffic. Then when traffic starts moving, I either creep up really slowly or it takes me the extra 3 seconds to put the car back into 1st.
But still, I think I get cool points for being a chick with a stick… shift.
mindblow of the day
Tumblr just suggested someone I actually know as a “Tumblr You Might Like”. I saw it and was all…. hey, I know that guy.
So Adam, here’s to you and your cartoon penises.
First they get to meet the Jonas Brothers, then... →
These girls are having the best year ever.
I’m in the best mood now. That show is like visual Xanax.
This show is going to be AMAZING. →
I just watched the pilot and it was probably the best pilot I’ve ever seen. It’s like Mean Girls meets Election with a dash of Freaks and Geeks. I can’t wait for the launch.
Jack FM has been playing so much Dave Matthews Band lately. This makes my inner 9th grader very happy.
So happy that she’d totally make out with Jack FM on a beanbag in his parents’ basement while “Grace is Gone” played on the CD player and maybe even let him get to 2nd base.
Taylor Swift's ring tone is "You're So Vain" →
See, it’s ironic because her songs might actually be about you, if you’re one of her ex’s.
And yes, I am perfectly aware that only Joey and I will find this remotely interesting.
Mindblow of the day: They make vegan condoms?? →
It is so cheap to fly places right now. I’m so tempted to book a bunch of trips. Although Mint will certainly yell at me for spending the money unncessarily. You’re not the boss of me, Mint.
Hero of the Day
…goes to the lady who lent me her towel in the locker room at LA Fitness. Because I finished my shower and realized some bitch stole my towel off the hook right outside the stall and I was completely naked and helpless. WHO DOES THAT????
So thank you, kindly shower lady. You get mega karma points. I will definitely pay your kindness forward.
You know those nights when your brain doesn’t want to turn off? Yeah, I’m there.
I think this is my body rebelling against my decision to get up at 6:30 to go to the gym. Body’s all like, “Um, I don’t think so. I’m gonna make you so tired that you hit the snooze until 8.”
C’mon, body. Work with me here. This morning gym thing would be mutually...
It's on. Again. Score!
Harry: Hi Lloyd!
Lloyd: Hi Harry!
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Fell off the jetway again.
File under: omgkillme
molls:
imemilya:
Did anyone else watch Josh Duggar’s wedding on TLC tonight? How fucked-up was it when Jim Bob gave Josh soft-core porn to study before he banged Anna on his wedding night? How heinous were those dresses? How is he married and I can’t even get a boyfriend?
ALSO: on the preview for next week’s episode, Jim Bob sees a case of glass pipes and calls them “interesting glass...
I’d written off the d-bags upstairs as total losers because they never seemed to bring girls home. Oh, and because I hate them. And everyone I hate must be a loser.
Well, seems one of them was finally successful. Or at least managed to procure some roofies from Mexico. Oh, and bonus, she’s a screamer!!!
It’s a Sunday night, for god’s sake. I’m trying to decide...
Dear Tina Fey,
Look… you know I love you. I am very sorry that you guys aren’t getting residuals on internet streaming. That really sucks. If it makes you feel better, I don’t get residuals for any of the modes of exhibition for the projects I’ve worked on. But I’m a lowly peon, so I guess I just have to live with it.
However, unless you’ve wasted your money on a closet...
Listen to the Music - The Doobie Brothers
Have I...
If you need me, I’m prone on the couch watching Dumb & Dumber. I was watching The Tudors season 1, but I’ve decided D&D is a much less cat lady-like Sunday afternoon activity.
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“I wish Sasha Obama came in powder form so that I could snort her.”
– Anonymous
The Office was so bad tonight. So bad. Uncomfortably bad. I had high hopes that the Hilary Swank hotness debate would save the episode, but I was completely let down.
I figure that maybe 25% of their eps have been funny this season. What the hell happened? Did they run out of stories to tell? I’m pondering removing it from my DVR schedule.
Has anyone else noticed that when Barack and Michelle hold hands while waving, he always let’s her switch the hand he’s holding when her arm gets tired? During the parade she did it about 10 times during the first time they got out of the car. I kept thinking that the poor guy’s right arm must’ve been killing him. But that’s just the kind of guy he is.
The Chili's in Inglewood might be my new favorite...
For 2 reasons:
1. It’s Chili’s. It’s delicious. And it’s not as annoying to deal with logistically as the one in Westwood. Plus, it’s neighbors are Wendy’s (hello, frosty for dessert), Bed Bath & Beyond (hello, new bathmat and the Magic Bullet), and Ross (hello last season’s dept. store fashions at discount prices.)
2. If you’re ever...
“I received a ticket from a meter maid in Santa Monica recently for an expired...”
– Ok…. this makes it official. Mindy Kaling and I are soulmates and destined to be best friends forever. Santa Monica is another world to me, too!! Next time I see her at Trader Joe’s I’m totally saying hi.
