February 2011
Tip of the day
Don’t do a Google Image search for “swollen tonsils” unless you need a reason not to eat your dinner tonight.
In fact, I’d recommend refraining from Google Imaging any kind of physical affliction your little hypochondriac mind thinks you might have. It always looks at least twice as bad as you imagined it would be.
Dear Universe,
Life’s a little mundane at the moment, so I’ve decided that I need a new crush to make things interesting. Hook a sister up.
Sincerely,
Katie
January 2011
I’m concerned that the return of my side bang has resulted in me having the same hairline as my father.
No photo evidence for this one. Its too horrific. I might need to make an emergency pit stop at my stylist this week and get my Zooey Deschanel bangs back.
I guess that if this is my biggest problem at the moment, I’m a lucky gal.
WatchAlso loved Brett’s second episode of The Parent Experiment.
Although, let’s give credit where credit’s due. Sure, Brett conceived, shot it, and edited it… but his mom is the real star of the show. Somebody staff her immediately. Just remember to credit her pen name. She wants to stay below the radar.
WatchI’m so proud of Erika for creating this, and I think she’s a total rock star. It screened in front of a standing room only crowd last night at Channel 101, and the girl barely broke a sweat. She is much more courageous than I’ll ever be.
If you’ve never had the pleasure of meeting her in person… well, this is pretty much the experience. Let’s just say that I...
It is really difficult to get out of bed to go for a run when:
It is Sunday
It is raining
Your friend is on a rerun of RHOA and you want to watch it for the 29th time and text him about it because he’s so embarrassed and you derive pleasure from his pain.
But chop chop. Must get ass in gear.
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Grateful.
I’m lucky to have a solid group of people who would now be considered life-long friends, because they’ve been in my life for at least 60% of it. (My arbitrary definition.)
I’m lucky they sit up with me on a Friday when I’m not feeling great, and make me laugh deep into the night, even when it’s the middle of the night in their neck of the woods.
I’m lucky...
Well, this sucks.
I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m lactose intolerant.
I will spare you the gory details, but I stayed home sick today, and I almost never take sick days. And I realized that the goat cheese I ate with dinner last night was the first dairy I’ve consumed all week. And then almost exactly 2 hours after eating, I felt like death.
You guys, there is nothing I love more in this world...
Holly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?
Paul: The mean reds, you mean like the blues?
Holly: No. The blues are because you’re getting fat and maybe it’s been raining too long, you’re just sad that’s all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you’re afraid and you don’t know what you’re afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
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Hey Javier Bardem... Spread a little of that good... →
January 25, 2011 is officially his best day ever. Congrats to the new family!
Confession
I really love garlic. I love the taste of it, I love the smell of it. I don’t mind it on other people’s breath. I just love it.
If this means I’ll be single forever, so be it. The title of my inevitable Lifetime movie can be Not Without My Garlic: the Katie Murphy Story.
Laying on my couch, listening to the dulcet tones of a helicopter circling the neighborhood on a manhunt for a robbery suspect. 3rd night in a row that we’ve had a chopper.
Do I live in West Hollywood or Baghdad? I’ve really got to move.
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