Public Service Announcement:  AT&T Wireless has customers who have discovered the Fountain of Youth. Or they cater to zombies.  Or vampires.  Nonetheless, if there’s someone out there who was born in 1861 and has a cell phone, I’m very very freaked out.

Public Service Announcement:  AT&T Wireless has customers who have discovered the Fountain of Youth.

Or they cater to zombies.  Or vampires.  Nonetheless, if there’s someone out there who was born in 1861 and has a cell phone, I’m very very freaked out.